my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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