Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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