i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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