the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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