i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Dignity is for republicans.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I deserve this hangover.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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