Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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