adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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