I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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