Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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