wat bout pragnant strippers??
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
