If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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