Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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