I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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