That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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