I heard we made out
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
sex in a hospital.. check
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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