Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She said her name was "party"
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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