I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
and she was petting her beer can
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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