dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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