Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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