i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Randomize
