Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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