I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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