Don't you send me to vm
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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