I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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