Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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