Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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