i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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