I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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