I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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