Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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