Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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