Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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