Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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