you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Randomize
