Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
