And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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