she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Alive.
So much puke
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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