What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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