he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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