Need sex. Gaining weight.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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