I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Houston, we have a squirter
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I will pee on everything he values.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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