Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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