yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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