I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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