new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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