Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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