did you get engaged???
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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