I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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