Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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