How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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